<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2990204241169486385</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:29:47.104-08:00</updated><category term='pimples'/><title type='text'>Your mom reads this.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2990204241169486385/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>melodymae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2990204241169486385.post-6235862493780753262</id><published>2009-01-08T20:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T21:03:13.055-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tea</title><content type='html'>Christmas is over and as light fixtures are taken down around us, overpriced kitchen accessories are marked seventy-five percent off. I browsed through the various types of ceramic mugs as my friend ordered in her native tongue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I would like a venti non-fat caramel macchiato..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After ordering tea, I joined her on strategically placed green chairs that reminded me of a love making den of a hippie.&lt;br /&gt;She stretched her arms and sighed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"People are always complaining about how Starbucks is so trendy. But they do have comfortable couches."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We talked for hours. As we always do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But today was different. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We're growing up."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Car payments. Graduate School. Boys. Men. Work. Literature.&lt;br /&gt;But there was more in the mix then our usual brew.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of our plans were turning into actions.&lt;br /&gt;Turns out that growing up is a huge relief.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2990204241169486385-6235862493780753262?l=yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/feeds/6235862493780753262/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2990204241169486385&amp;postID=6235862493780753262' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2990204241169486385/posts/default/6235862493780753262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2990204241169486385/posts/default/6235862493780753262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/2009/01/010809.html' title='Tea'/><author><name>melodymae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2990204241169486385.post-7291840181989730812</id><published>2009-01-06T19:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T19:31:52.377-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pimples'/><title type='text'>Pimples</title><content type='html'>Gingerly, I spread the green goop that my mother gave me on my face.&lt;br /&gt;This serum - elixer - tool is supposed to help fight off the battle field occuring on my face. &lt;br /&gt;These fleshy mountains - &lt;br /&gt;which occasionally reach a height that can hold white caps-&lt;br /&gt;have invaded my face. Rather than hide these unwanted landscapes, my mother wants me to fight. Nightly, she calls in to check up on the status of the battle.&lt;br /&gt;Forget the territory around it. &lt;br /&gt;Is it working?&lt;br /&gt;Is the overpriced brand name on your face working?&lt;br /&gt;Is the by-appointment-only ointment of the gods fulfilling the task at hand?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not really, Mom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2990204241169486385-7291840181989730812?l=yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/feeds/7291840181989730812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2990204241169486385&amp;postID=7291840181989730812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2990204241169486385/posts/default/7291840181989730812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2990204241169486385/posts/default/7291840181989730812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yourmomreadsthis.blogspot.com/2009/01/pimples.html' title='Pimples'/><author><name>melodymae</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
